tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

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@7 hours ago with 271145 notes

supernaturalwholockian:

somewhereinthefog:

kimmi103191:

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

i think hes qualified to dress up as nightwing as he fucks me and then we can ride a helicopter 

I think he’s qualified to just jump right into my bed

He even looks very Nightwing -ish

(Source: saansastarks, via alitttlebug)

@9 hours ago with 74070 notes
spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

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@1 day ago with 533312 notes

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

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reckless-lovee:

When I’m a parent I’m definitely going to ask my child often “are you okay?” I never want my child to be crying their eyes out when I’m peacefully sleeping under the same roof and I certainly never want them to feel like there’s nobody there for them. Because I always will be

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@1 day ago with 188738 notes

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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@7 hours ago with 176178 notes
surprisebitch:
@9 hours ago with 170310 notes

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

GAH WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE SUBTITLES I CAN’T WATCH IT AT WORK SOMEONE REMIND ME IN 8 HOURS TO LOOK THIS UP

(Source: jenamaroney, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

@1 day ago with 199748 notes
Me:*playing Tomb Raider*
Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:Mind if I sit with you?
Me:*squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
Grandmother:*sits* Thank you, dear.
Me:*continuing to play for about five minutes*
Grandmother:
Grandmother:
Grandmother:LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
Grandmother:THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
Grandmother:OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
Grandmother:STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
Grandmother:KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
Grandmother:OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
Grandmother:RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
Grandmother:OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
Me:*slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
Grandmother:*sweet smile* Hmm?
Me:Grandma oh my god
Grandmother:*more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
Me:
Me:
Grandmother:Kill them.
@1 day ago with 16985 notes
two people on tumblr in the same room:go look at this thing i just reblogged
@1 day ago with 200618 notes

bcboo:

jamieaiken919:

lilyhatesjazzhands:

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

team: “I wore this outfit yesterday but I’m wearing a different necklace today so it’s ok”

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