Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

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@8 hours ago with 532307 notes

myunboundride:

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

jessicasue3
@8 hours ago with 107436 notes

shrineart:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

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@8 hours ago with 287306 notes

ithotyouknew:

I’ll never understand people who try to dictate a woman’s sexuality based on her age. Like, my mom was saying J. Lo is too old to be a hoe at 44. Beyoncé is a mother and in her thirties so she needs to “calm down.” When you’re young and in school you shouldn’t even be thinking about sex but when you’re in your twenties, you should be focusing on either finding a mate or saving it for when you do. Like, when can i be a hoe???

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@8 hours ago with 50 notes

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

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@8 hours ago with 68296 notes
suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

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@8 hours ago with 349653 notes
runonlyifchased:

framesjanco:

(x) can you imagine what would have happened to those women if they had tried to stand up for themselves?
and men seriously fucking ask in 2014 why women are not complimented when guys holler at us in the streets

This is infinitely important

runonlyifchased:

framesjanco:

(x) can you imagine what would have happened to those women if they had tried to stand up for themselves?

and men seriously fucking ask in 2014 why women are not complimented when guys holler at us in the streets

This is infinitely important

(via cute-nugget)

@8 hours ago with 12862 notes

trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

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@8 hours ago with 273998 notes
thatgirlsamm:

janimfriday:

GUYS. I AM LITERALLY AJ FROM THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS.

Aj OMG

thatgirlsamm:

janimfriday:

GUYS. I AM LITERALLY AJ FROM THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS.

Aj OMG

(via thatgirlsamm)

@8 hours ago with 72 notes

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

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@8 hours ago with 80659 notes
pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

(via prettyb00by)

@8 hours ago with 73959 notes

officialhydra:

fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

Staff yes

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@8 hours ago with 121948 notes